teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

(via green-eyed-rhythm)

great-aspirations:

dailylifeofadisneyfreak:

pbsparents:

Wedding photographer Wendi Riggens places babies in fairy tale worlds! I think you’ll be able to tell, but click each picture to see which stories are represented.

Source: http://wendiriggens.com/

YOU KNOW I’VE DEBATED ON WHETHER OR NOT I WANTED CHILDREN BUT THIS HAS JUST SETTLED THE ISSUE I WILL HAVE CHILDREN JUST SO I CAN DO THIS

I think I died.

(via theunseeliequeen)

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

(via i-aint-bovvered)

thelastasiantimelord:

son-of-mercury:

theramen:

starry-dawn:

merrymethods:

That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa

CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL

S-sir? Sir, what are you-

Sir, are you-

Sir, please stop.

Sir

Are you okay?

I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.

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(Source: 01012012, via eternallyinwanderlust)

bodaciouscans:

ladyavenger:

no matter how ugly you think you are, always remember—Hannibal could probably make an absolutely beautiful dish out of you.

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#eat me like one of your french dishes hannibal

(via criticalfilmstudies)

May 26th should be declared Bluth Day.

(Source: thebluthcompany)

It’s getting harder to make myself look

(Source: dogmemory)