butt-floozy:

The year is 3056. All modern websites are nothing more than a distant memory. The world is in shambles. Physics, geology, medicine, chemistry, biology; all knowledge of these fields and more has been lost. People have forgotten how to do even the most basic of research. There is no more hope without

The science side of tumblr

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seaking:

that boy you called a homo? he is one. that girl you called a slut? she is one too. that boy you called a pack of mice in a human suit? how do you keep getting these right

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mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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lucrezianoin:

sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

the best

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nostalgiaultra:

Gary’s Sex Tips #1002

If she calls out her ex boyfriend’s name in bed go to his house and kiss him. See what the dick about! See what all the fuss is about!

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